NEW! May The 4th Limited Edition Bundle

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- 1 May The 4th Welcome To The Darkside Label

- 1 Darth Triumph T-shirt

When all you want to do is wreck some noobs...

Imagine this: you get home from work and all you want to do is destroy some filthy casuals. You sit down at your PC, fire up the game, and... you're just not feeling it.

It's like your mind disconnects from the game and you're not fully present within the game world. Your reflexes go for a toss, and you become slow and sluggish.

Your teammates are flaming you and you decide to drop back into a support role to take off some of the heat.

... you, my friend, are suffering from Brain Lag

You're a busy dude. And though you're a gamer at heart, you've got real-life responsibilities that you can't ignore.

And every one of those tasks takes a little bit of energy away from your gaming.It's like your brain is overclocked trying to perform 100apm all day.

Your plays become weak, you can't focus and you become a liability to the team. This is called Brain Lag.

And when real life puts you at a disadvantage - you even the odds

…Not with some nootropic that makes you feel like you're on meth (even if your 12-year-old cousin's favorite YouTuber recommends it).

And definitely not with some sketchy energy drink that's loaded with unpronounceable chemicals that are known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, and piss-weak performance in bed.

Sure, you could load up on coffee to get you through a marathon gaming session, but don't blame me when your aim is all kinds of messed up from the caffeine jitters!

Meet Triumph: Your New Super Squad 

Caffeine and L-Theanine: The Dynamic Duo

Caffeine is like a hyperactive little kid. She'll pump you full of energy and make you feel like you can take on the world. But when she crashes, you crash HARD.

L-Theanine is like caffeine's chill older brother. He's not as exciting, but he helps to take the edge off of caffeine for more balanced energy.

Together, they form a dynamic duo that will help you take down brain fog and perform at your best.

Acetyl-L-carnitine: The Brains of the Operation

ALC saved up all his XP and cashed it in on intelligence. He gets the blood flowing to your brain to help you react faster, think clearer, and carry the team.

And ALC has one weird perk - one study showed he can ward off alcohol-related brain problems (not that you would need to know that).

Bacopa monnieri: The Tank

Bacopa monnieri hails from the wetlands of Southern India. Life's simpler down in the wetlands and Bacopa monnieri wants you to slow down and enjoy the game. 

Bacopa is an "adaptogen" and he increases your capacity for stress. He comes in clutch when you're the last man standing and the enemy team is bearing down on you. 

Beta Phenylethylamine: The Hardcore Chiller

Beta Phenylethylamine, or B-PEA for you cool kids, is a hardcore chiller. When you're all hyped up from the caffeine and you need to calm your nerves, B-PEA is there to mellow you out and steady your aim in those crucial moments.

Alpha GPC: The General

Alpha GPC is the general you want by your side when you're trying to break through enemy lines and push forward.

By boosting acetylcholine in your brain he lets you focus, improve memory and boost overall brain function. With Alpha GPC by your side, you won't just be a gamer - you'll be a lethal weapon.

Carefully Chosen Doses

All ingredients in Triumph are carefully reviewed by our team of experts and dosed according to the most up-to-date research. Every ingredient and dosage is verified by a qualified pharmacist, so unlike many other "energy" supplements, you know you're getting exactly what you need to perform at your best.

Flavor by Science

There's no guesswork involved with our unique flavors. Each flavor is chosen based on scientific research and user testing. That's how we guarantee that you won't end up with a chalky texture or an aftertaste that makes you want to puke.

Steady, Relaxed Focus

Thanks to Triumph's carefully balanced ingredient profile you'll feel a steady stream of energy and focus WITHOUT the nervous jitters you normally get from caffeine.

It's perfect for those crucial shots where one small jitter could mean the difference between carrying the team to victory or getting flamed.

• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

We're so confident you'll love Triumph that we offer a 60-day money-back guarantee. If you don't love the taste and effects of Triumph so much that you would WRESTLE A SMALL BEAR to keep drinking it, just return the bottle (used or unused) and we'll refund you - no questions asked.

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      ZW
      05/02/2022
      Zack W.
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      Collection heaven

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